The Humancat

Today one of our cats, Fraidy Cat, wanted to go outside. He can be very annoying. He just meows and meowssssssssss until my sweetie and I just want to kill him. But this time he sat on top of our stereo and just got very annoying. But as he was being so annoying, meow after meow, he first tried to push open the window since we weren't getting up. Then, still meowing, he looked up at the door knob and just reached over to it and tried to open the door. And last but not least, since we still weren't getting up, he looked up at the phone and was thinking he could call somebody that would help him.

writing confession story

Hi again, my very lovely wife suggested that I write a confession story. Well I am doing this as we speak. I am writing about what happened to my kids. As I began writing it all the problems I had with my first wife came flooding back into my memory. I feel very guilty on what happened and why I didn't see it at the time. I just hope that my kids will want to see me when and if I can make contact with them. I think when I do that they will adore Elaine. My lovely wife of these past 4 years has given so much encouragement. I hope that writing this story and getting it published will help me forgive Mary (first wife passed away 2001.) I really want to get in touch with my 3 beautiful kids even though I am scared that they will not want to see me.

New haircut

Elaine and I decided to get our hair cut at Walmart instead of our normal place. After we signed in it must have been a couple of decades before Elaine was called. I was called a few minutes later. I told the little girl who was cutting my hair that I wanted something different. And you would not believe what she suggested for a 50 year old man. Her first suggestion was to spike my hair. Now that is just not me. My wife's son Wopsle told us that spiking is ageless.